World Wide Dating Protocols

WHITE WOMEN: 

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.  Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third  date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents.  Second date: Set the date of the wedding.  Third date: Wedding night.   BLACK WOMEN:  First Date:  You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.   Second  Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.   Third  Date: You get to pay her rent.   Tenth  Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.  MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her  car.  Second  Date: She's pregnant.  Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip. JEWISH WOMEN:   First Date: You spend all your money to impress her.  Second  Date: You take a loan to keep the image  Third Date: You're broke, she finds someone wealthier   SRI LANKAN  WOMEN:  First Date:  You see her, chase her and manage to give the contact, and add her in FB on the very same day. Second Date: You will spend all day surfing through her FB profile, add comments and liking her pictures, sending her applications and gifts and later have a lengthy telephone conversation with her, till 2 a.m. in the morning!!! She respond nicely and now you think she likes you!!! Third Date: You ask her and around might night she will say "Lets stay as Friends" or "I have many future plans... so I'm not thinking of an afire now" And most probably on fourth day you will see her with a guy!! ARAB WOMEN First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,  Friends and entire Arab community finds out!!! Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and you are fed to the dogs!!! No Third Date !!! Don't Forget to Leave a Comment !!!